meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

figmentdotcom: sketchmedesire: A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders. … Damn, kid. You speak truth.